[Bill,
March 31, 2008]
Blogging is not enough, now you must twitter
Blogging updates are not enough; you see, you need to be near a computer to blog. Now there's a web site called Twitter.com where you can let people know exactly what you're up to from your mobile devices. You only have room for about two sentences.
6:13 a.m.: Woke up. Still in stinkin' cave.
6:15 a.m.: Prayed to Allah to vanquish stinkin' infidels.
6:32 a.m.: My camel's gassy. I'm just saying.
7:11 a.m.: Still angry at the infidel Bush. Think about dastardly plan.
7:47 a.m.: Told my associates to move that camel downwind.
8:05 a.m.: Ate some rice. Told my associate to either bathe or move downwind.
8:11 a.m.: Associate goes to bathe in stream.
9:17 a.m.: Shit! Associate rapidly disassembled by enemy missile. Don't these infidels how hard it is to train a servant?
11:01 a.m.: That camel's back upwind. Whew! Got to see an infidel vet.
12:01 a.m.: Pray to Allah to vanquish infidels, that their souls may resemble this camel's emissions.
1:11 a.m.: Shot camel. Hired new associate.
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6:13 a.m.: Woke up. Still in stinkin' cave.
6:15 a.m.: Prayed to Allah to vanquish stinkin' infidels.
6:32 a.m.: My camel's gassy. I'm just saying.
7:11 a.m.: Still angry at the infidel Bush. Think about dastardly plan.
7:47 a.m.: Told my associates to move that camel downwind.
8:05 a.m.: Ate some rice. Told my associate to either bathe or move downwind.
8:11 a.m.: Associate goes to bathe in stream.
9:17 a.m.: Shit! Associate rapidly disassembled by enemy missile. Don't these infidels how hard it is to train a servant?
11:01 a.m.: That camel's back upwind. Whew! Got to see an infidel vet.
12:01 a.m.: Pray to Allah to vanquish infidels, that their souls may resemble this camel's emissions.
1:11 a.m.: Shot camel. Hired new associate.
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