[Bill,
January 28, 2008]
Hillary's first day in office
Hillary gets sworn in in front of the Capitol, and hurries back to the White House, wondering why Bill didn't show up at her inauguration. She enters the White House and walks straight to the Oval Office. There, behind the desk, she finds Bill already moved in and conducting a meeting with his top aides.
"What are you doing, Bill?" she demands.
"My job," says Bill. He thinks for a second, wondering why she's angry. Then he gets it. "Oh no, Hill ... you didn't really think you were going to be president, did you?"
"Yes, Bill, as a matter of fact, I did."
"Then I'm sorry if you felt misled," says Bill. "I feel your pain. Now how about you go into the kitchen and make me a sandwich? And oh yes, you don't have to bring it back yourself. Just send the sandwich back with one of those plump interns."
"What are you doing, Bill?" she demands.
"My job," says Bill. He thinks for a second, wondering why she's angry. Then he gets it. "Oh no, Hill ... you didn't really think you were going to be president, did you?"
"Yes, Bill, as a matter of fact, I did."
"Then I'm sorry if you felt misled," says Bill. "I feel your pain. Now how about you go into the kitchen and make me a sandwich? And oh yes, you don't have to bring it back yourself. Just send the sandwich back with one of those plump interns."