Bill's Notes

[Bill, May 16, 2007]
And now for something a little lighter ...
A friend of mine and I were discussing superheroes one day (he likes the show, "Heroes") and he points out something I've never noticed.

"For the life of me," he says. "I can't figure out how Superman is supposed to fly."

"Superhero powers," he said.

Even given that, he said, what's moving him around? He explained if Superman's just jumping in a very powerful way, then he should have some kind of arc, he should be committed to the physics of his jump. But he's moving all around, here and there, in the air like he's some kind of jet. But there's no jet — it's just him.

"Is he farting himself around?" he asked.

"Hmm," I responded. I admit I was stumped.

Simply put: Superman can't really fly. They're making it up.
Harry (on Firefox) (mail) (www):
Superman originally couldn't fly. His super-powers were basically amped-up versions of things normal people could do - run, jump, bend, lift. The "leap tall buildings in a single bound" thing was actually a definition of that power. Only later did this get revised into an ability to fly. We'll always have Batroc the Leaper, though. And if you want to see the silliness of a superhero with super-jumping powers, check out the Hulk - that's his primary means of travel, at least in the old comics.

And I always assumed Superman was redirecting the molecules around his body in a way that pushed him along, something like the way Paramecia move, but without the cilia - which wouldn't explain how he could fly through space.
5.16.2007 10:07pm
Bill (mail) (www):
The paramecium thing is a good point -- except he's wearing a suit. I would say that he could just manipulate time and space, but if he could do that, why wouldn't he just appear where he wanted to.

Of course, Jesus could fly, according to Acts. So perhaps the answer, in your words, to why Superman can fly is: Because Jesus wants in that way.
5.17.2007 9:58am
Harry (on Firefox) (mail) (www):
Not my words. Peter Boyle's character's words from The Dream Team. I just borrow them from time to time.
5.18.2007 7:15pm

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