[Industrialblog,
October 10, 2006]
New version of an earlier joke
I'm just the messenger here. But this lawyer joke apparently has another spin:
During a class in kindergarten, all the little boys and girls are telling what their parents do for a living.
"My mommy's an editor!"
"My father's a fireman."
"My stepmom's a nurse."
But little Johnny Jones says, "My father's a stripper in a gay bath house."
The teacher banishes the student to the corner for lying, where he cries and proclaims his innocence. A few weeks later, during parent-teacher night, the teacher approaches Mr. Jones.
"You have a sweet boy, Mr. and Mrs. Jones," the teacher says. "But I had to punish Johnny for saying you are a stripper in a gay bath house! Where did he get that from?"
"That's what I told him," said Mr. Jones.
"Why?" the teacher sputtered.
"I play third base for the [name a baseball team you hate]," said Mr. Jones. "But how am I supposed to explain that to a five-year-old?"
During a class in kindergarten, all the little boys and girls are telling what their parents do for a living.
"My mommy's an editor!"
"My father's a fireman."
"My stepmom's a nurse."
But little Johnny Jones says, "My father's a stripper in a gay bath house."
The teacher banishes the student to the corner for lying, where he cries and proclaims his innocence. A few weeks later, during parent-teacher night, the teacher approaches Mr. Jones.
"You have a sweet boy, Mr. and Mrs. Jones," the teacher says. "But I had to punish Johnny for saying you are a stripper in a gay bath house! Where did he get that from?"
"That's what I told him," said Mr. Jones.
"Why?" the teacher sputtered.
"I play third base for the [name a baseball team you hate]," said Mr. Jones. "But how am I supposed to explain that to a five-year-old?"