[Industrialblog,
September 18, 2006]
Why not to date single women with dogs
TWS asks, why not to date single women with dogs? It's hard to explain, just one of them things. The key seems to be something along the line that a woman who has got a dog has already given up on men, or at least has some issues with interacting with adults. A dog, you see, never talks back. A woman like that probably will only like her kids until they can talk and demonstrate independence.
Plus, the dog can be a pain in the ass. Dogs smell, they shed, they eat their own poop, they roll in shit, they get muddy, they try to sleep in the bed, they don't know when to go away, they bark, they lick their balls in public, they hump the bedclothes, they claw to pieces comforters. There were little hundreds of little things ... trust me. Don't date a single woman with a dog. I learned the hard way, despite many warnings.
Funny thing is this: I miss the dog. (The woman — not so much.) Yes, the dog was a spoiled, cowardly mutt (he once bit an old, blind dog on the blind side). But he wasn't without his charm. I should get visitation. Just another reason not to date a single woman with a dog.
Plus, the dog can be a pain in the ass. Dogs smell, they shed, they eat their own poop, they roll in shit, they get muddy, they try to sleep in the bed, they don't know when to go away, they bark, they lick their balls in public, they hump the bedclothes, they claw to pieces comforters. There were little hundreds of little things ... trust me. Don't date a single woman with a dog. I learned the hard way, despite many warnings.
Funny thing is this: I miss the dog. (The woman — not so much.) Yes, the dog was a spoiled, cowardly mutt (he once bit an old, blind dog on the blind side). But he wasn't without his charm. I should get visitation. Just another reason not to date a single woman with a dog.