[Industrialblog,
April 20, 2006]
Harry's back and we're totally wrong about everything
Harry's back from Ireland. It's nice that he's back and safe and feeling better. In fact, he's not just feeling better, he's feeling much better ... check out how gives Republicans the what for in this screed.
That deserves the following response:
How to think like a Democrat:
1. slappy, slappy, slappy, slappy
2. is it supposed to go all soft? oh i'll just think about Clinton.
3. aaaaah. [grabs toilet tissue.]
4. "shut up. I'll be out in a minute."
- How to think like a Republican:
1. Deny that a problem exists.
2. If that fails, blame Clinton.
3. If it is obviously not possible to blame Clinton, blame Carter.
4. If it is not possible to even blame Carter, blame FDR and the New Deal.
5. If all else fails, bring up Ted Kennedy and Chappaquiddick.
- Will the "Right" finally admit they have been wrong all along, on everything from the economy to WMD's to foreign policy to the environment? Not very likely.
That deserves the following response:
How to think like a Democrat:
1. slappy, slappy, slappy, slappy
2. is it supposed to go all soft? oh i'll just think about Clinton.
3. aaaaah. [grabs toilet tissue.]
4. "shut up. I'll be out in a minute."
I've already got the design all planned. I'll hit you with details next time I see you.