Bill's Notes

[Industrialblog, February 20, 2006]
Cheney Derangement
By the way, to fan the flames of the Cheney shooting story -- not only didn't Cheney have an "upland game bird" stamp on his license, he didn't have a "lawyer" stamp on his license, either. And he was shooting lawyers out of season. From what I understand, the limit in Texas is three lawyers during the two-week hunting season, which is conducted just before the state bar exam in the spring.
Harry (on Firefox) (mail) (www):
I haven't heard anyone say this out loud, and I can't find traces of it online, so maybe it really is an original joke on my part:


Dick Cheney hit a lawyer in the heart with birdshot at 30 yards. Considering the size of the target, that's a pretty good shot.
2.20.2006 9:47pm
Bill (mail) (www):
LOL>

The funniest one I've heard was Scott Adams [paraphrasing here]: I think it's the lowest form of pandering to shoot a lawyer just to improve your approval ratings.
2.21.2006 7:47am