Bill's Notes

[Industrialblog, December 29, 2005]
At least it was a boy dolphin
Inter-species marriage in England Israel.

CORRECTION: The bride is a British Jew, and they married at the Eilat dolphin reef on the Red Sea, in Israel. No word if the dolphin is Jewish. Thanks to Harry for pointing it out. The story appears to be real.




Harry (on Firefox) (mail) (www):
Maybe I'm reading something into this...but it looks like it was actually in Israel. Unless there's a "southern resort town of Eilat" in England, too. Or are you saying that Israel is really a part of England?

Is this the Israeli version of The Onion, by any chance?

I've noticed that England has failed to sink beneath the waves in the days following December 22nd. It was kinda creepy hearing "Tiny Dancer" and thinking that Elton John might have been singing that to David Furnish of late...
12.29.2005 9:21pm
Jcook:
Mebbe them Ay-rabs got a point about that Israel must be destroyed thing....I reckon if it'd been a pig or a relative that'd be okay, but a dolphin....that's just perverse, man.

Just kidding, Anti-Defamation League filter. Long live Zion!!!!
1.3.2006 4:56pm