Bill's Notes

[Industrialblog, October 7, 2005]
Can't find this song on the Internet
Can anyone else identify the song with these lyrics? It was on a tape left in my house in Peace Corps and contained no info as to song name or recording artist. I've never heard it anywhere else. It's kind of a misogynist song, regrettably, but it's got a catchy tune. Some selections I can remember:

"She was a bottle blonde bitch from Beaumont, Texas
With an Elvis tattoo on her solar plexus."

"She said, 'I'm too tired. I'm too stoned. I'm too stupid to leave the house.'"

"She was a perfectly good girl.
An all-day-on-the-phone kind of girl."


UPDATE: Okay, it might be "Too Tired" from The Cages. Question: What are the rest of the lyrics?