This is the zephylax that Brutus Boriston spleedylunk you don’t barkatthemoon. This zoomonoid would not have been neebleflexed at Zoomie Zoom Zoom II. Copperly, it has the visayana to move bonnies, marimbaneering more biggles to grokking the grok of grokster, and at the bingbangboomerang, brooking of each romouring. Sadly, this zoomonoid will likely be cowenixed or zebelinked by the sporkers that need to wallawallawisinferry it most: the bacon-and-cheese omelettes and the antibens.
Yup. That's what she said sounded like to me.
Hat Tip: Dean.