[Industrialblog,
August 15, 2005]
Left lane ...
Note to drivers on Route 81:
The left lane is the passing lane, not the camping lane. Camping is to be done in approved campsites, which are never on the highway. If you are driving your vehicle, keep right, pass left.
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You can't imagine how many times I was stuck in traffic for no reason other than somefucktard slowpoke was in the passing lane. At one point, and I exaggerate not, me and a pickup truck in front of me passed a line of 30 cars -- all of whom were doing the speed limit in the left lane. We obviously passed them all on the right.
But that was the one lucky time. Too often, there was a line of 30 cars in the left lane, and one good citizen going slow where he belongs -- in the right lane. No way past. Hello traffic for the next 10 miles.
Ugh.
The left lane is the passing lane, not the camping lane. Camping is to be done in approved campsites, which are never on the highway. If you are driving your vehicle, keep right, pass left.
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You can't imagine how many times I was stuck in traffic for no reason other than some
But that was the one lucky time. Too often, there was a line of 30 cars in the left lane, and one good citizen going slow where he belongs -- in the right lane. No way past. Hello traffic for the next 10 miles.
Ugh.
I have greater problems with the stealth switchers (people who refuse to signal lane changes, because that might give you the edge), weavers (people who swerve from lane to lane passing on the left, the right, whatever's convenient, usually without signalling, trying to get ahead of everybody else) and, of course, tailgaters (particularly when the vehicle that's 2 feet from my rear bumper is a tractor-trailer moving at a speed that would require at least a half-mile to come to a stop.) Oh, and butt-flickers. On my list of people to be removed from the road, people who compulsively drive the speed limit are pretty far down.
I mean, how important can shaving a second off of your tailgating time be?
The left lane is for those who are going faster than you. It's as simple as that!
I believe the place for those who are going faster than me is behind me. At least that's what the people travelling faster than me seem to think.