1. There are ghosts in the basement. Stop sending me down there.
2. School sucks.
3. I can make the Major Leagues.
4. Belief? I believe I'll have another.
5. Women are great!/women are treacherous.
6. Hope I die before I get old.
7. Noble eightfold path, eh?
8. ... er, something about my life being unmanageable.
9. Jesus Christ is who He says He is. Wow!
10. This is still difficult, except with God's grace.
So that's me. How about you?