Bill's Notes

GOP thoughts
Peggy Noonan knocks another one out of the park. Today she really, um, nails some within the GOP's reservations about Sarah Palin. The VP nominee has too much "jes folks" populism for my taste, and not enough grounding ... well, read Noonan's column.

Noonan also points to the fracturing of the GOP over Palin. Truth is, we Reagan Democrats who eventually signed up with the Republican Party never quite gained control of the party -- even Reagan didn't. There were some moments, but we never really had it. There have been too many Dubya's, Quayle's and now Palin's at the national level -- basically, quick fixes based on image, and not enough substance.

McCain should've picked Romney. Romney has succeeded in virtually everything he's tried, he's well spoken, and he looks like the president to boot.

Noonan ends with this light touch, referring to the those ommentator's on the right who are criticizing those Republicans who aren't fans of Palin: "Come and get me copper."

For a long time, we've nominated too much on positions and not enough on judgment. I know the election in some polls is tightening, and if the Red Sox can overcome a 7-0 deficit in the seventh inning, maybe so can we. We'll straighten out our family quarrels afterward.

There's one last issue, and that's the number of half truths I've been hearing on our side. I'm getting sick of it. I can interpret GOP-speak like crazy, but the half truths are starting to pile up in a way that's detrimental to GOP credibility.

I mean, I expect half-truths from the Democrats -- they're the party of half-truths, the party of seemingly good and noble sounding ideas that somehow fuck things up because they ignore some key aspect of human nature, the party that thinks it's good intentions cancel out the very serious damage they do to the poor and to the unborn and to the culture itself.

That kind of half-truthness is not what we're getting from the GOP, it's not the idea that's fucked up -- it's this: There's this casual attitude toward factual accuracy that's bugging me. There's telling half the facts -- and there's two problems with that:

1. The GOP doesn't need to do it.
2. The facts come out eventually, and there's no reason to allow the Democrats to score points by correcting the GOP on factual issues.

One last thing: I think Sarah Palin, by all appearances, seems like a wonderful individual. I find disturbing and discrediting the level of hate spewed against her. If you hate Sarah Palin, you hate an image, because you don't know her and can't know her. And that image you really hate is America itself, because at the local level, she's exactly the type of person who makes this country great.

But if you don't think she should be a heartbeat away the presidency, that's a different story ...
Unbelievable!
Red Sox overcome a 7-0 lead in the seventh inning to beat the Rays! Wow ... just wow.
Phillies past World Series
1915: Played in the Baker Bowl at Broad and Lehigh against the Boston Red Sox, led by some guy that got traded to the Yankees.

1950: Played in Connie Mack Stadium at 22nd and Lehigh against the Yankees.

1980: Played in Veterans Stadium at Broad and Pattison; the Phillies 1st and only World Series victory.

1983: At the Vet against the Orioles.

1993: We all remember this one against the Blue Jays (I was in Gabon at the time.)

2008: Citizen's Bank Park, next to the old Vet. Looks like we'll play the Tampa Bay Rays. Should be an exciting series -- let's pick up that second title!

Go Phillies!
Phillies win the pennant!
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Go Phillies!
Up in the fourth ...
Glass Bead Game
X.

Some say X, but new evidence strongly suggests Y.

For years, Xers have stubbornly clung to their X fantasy, but now the smart set believes Y. Only reactionary clods believe X. So, Y.

Years ago, when Y replaced X, the conventional wisdom was accepted by all but the most stubborn ideologues. Now startling new evidence suggests they weren't as off base an initially thought, as X.1 seems to render more accurately than Y.

X.1, that's just the latest polish on the old X turd, just another way for reactionary, X-ish wankers to cling to their outdated and discredited X doctrine.

Years of Yish overreaching has now suggested Y-2, new research at the Y Institute has shown.

Some say X, others say Y, but XY seems to hold the best solution, the new chief operating officer of the XYZ University said, citing new research at his institution.

Nothing in the middle of the road but dead armadillos and white lines, say X and Y partisans.

New survey:
14% still believe X
22% believe X.1
32% believe Y
22% believe Y-2, and
10% drooled on the survey without responding.

No! No! No! Only an asshole couldn't see that it's Y. Fear rules X!

Oh year — what about all the Y fearmongering? Tu quoque!

X, X.1 and Dr0.0 form a coalition. Y forms a counter-coalition with Y+1 and splinter groups of Dr, called Dr0.1

Some kids scream D! in the streets. Others shake their heads and say, how sad. V! XX.15! What is the world coming to? That's the question many are asking ...

A startling diversity is occurring among the new generation, some are saying. Whereas their parents once assumed X or Y, the youth are rejecting entirely the dichotomy and insisting on a range of options from A-Z.

ZZ is starting to catch on, backed by frustrated former members of the other coalitions, according to recent reports. However, some fear the X-Y center won't hold, leading to C++.

The revolution has failed, sources inside the A-Z movement have revealed. "We're back in the old debate between X and its derivatives and Y and its derivatives. Our hopes are gone and our fears manifested."

Clearly Y and anything regnant of Y is wrong, says X Institute for the Disprovation of Y. However, dissenters with the Institute worry that the condemnation is over-stated and a split can ensue.

The factions of X.1er-4, Y-2.3, Dr 0.45 and ZZ6.7 are prepared to unite and declare P, sources within each group say.

P is contradictory! declare partisans of both X and Y, forming a coalition to oppose P. They call their movement Anti-P.

So, P. Or Anti-P.

So it goes.

An Obama Presidency
As y'all know, I am extremely accurate about predicting the future. If you look at my past predictions on this blog, you'll discover that because of my extraordinary education and vast life experience, plus spot-on worldview, I'm only slightly less accurate than flipping a coin if there's a 50-50 chance of something happening. Not everyone can say that, and I'm quite proud of my record.

So, what would an Obama presidency look like? Here are some predictions you can take to your bank (before it's taken over):

1. Barack Obama will neither be a lightworker nor the anti-Christ. He'll be a politician.

2. He will prove less stubborn than either Dubya or Jimmy Carter and prove to be more Clintonesque than Carteresque, but not exactly analogous to either.

3. He will make mistakes, blunder and occasionally set things right.

4. He will not listen until his popularity is threatened, at which point he'll pull his ass out of the fire by switching directions and engaging awesome displays of rhetoric.

5. The Dems will overreach; he'll assist them. However, it won't be any worse than Republican over-reaching in the past eight years.

6. The Main Stream Media will fawn over him like Roman Emperor's toadies, until at some point they get their balls back.

7. Michelle Obama will be truly frightening as First Lady.

8. About halfway through his presidency, he'll realize that Hayek was right and veer rightward, turning into the most socially and economically conservative president of our time.

9. He'll switch parties in late 2011, and as the GOP nominee, the ticket of Obama/Palin will defeat Hillary/McCain in the 2012 general election.

10. The Left's mind will explode.

*****

Or, we are on the verge of electing our Juan Peron or Pierre Trudeau, a demagogue who takes a First World country past the point of no return.

But what do I know? Ask your copper penny if you want a slightly more accurate prediction.