Bill's Notes

RIP
Tragedy. Thoughts and prayers for the families.
In my Father's house are many mansions; if it were not so, I would have told you; for I go to prepare a place for you.
--John 14:12.
Horrible new form of discrimination
LETTER TO BISHOP ROBINSON

(From First Things)


Dear Bishop Robinson,

I was dismayed by your February 13 letter, in which you trotted out so many of the same old oenophobic clichés. A diversity-loving man such as yourself ought to know that the word "alcoholism" is nowadays tantamount to "hate speech" and I was saddened to see that you have fallen victim to believing the dubious proposition that oenophilia can (and should) be "cured."

Long ago, Chardonnay rights activists (dismissively called "bums" by "straight" society) reclaimed the language, and adopted far more empowering terms for the great gift God has given them. Only those who lack an integrated affective libational maturity will use such medieval terminology as "alcoholism" to describe this wonderful gift.

In that spirit, you should reject the self-hatred that would let you label yourself an "alcoholic" (connoting something clinical, perhaps even "objectively disordered"). Rather, you ought to accept yourself as a "lush" (connoting what is verdant and bountiful).

Moreover, it is a well-understood psychological principle that the most vocal oenophobes are themselves oenophiles in secret. So please "come out of the cellar," Bishop Robinson, and embrace your identity as a lush, the way God made you.

It is my sincere hope that you will take this letter to heart, renounce your oenophobia, and decide once again to embrace the LGBT (Liquor, Gin, Beer and Tequila) community.

Sincerely,

(name withheld)

Bennett and Dershowitz on the Press' rapacious and pitiless folly
Excellent article here.

Over the past few weeks, the press has betrayed not only its duties but its responsibilities. To our knowledge, only three print newspapers have followed their true calling: the Austin American-Statesman, the Philadelphia Inquirer and the New York Sun. What have they done? They simply printed cartoons that were at the center of widespread turmoil among Muslims over depictions of the prophet Muhammad. These papers did their duty.

Since the war on terrorism began, the mainstream press has had no problem printing stories and pictures that challenged the administration and, in the view of some, compromised our war and peace efforts. The manifold images of abuse at Abu Ghraib come to mind — images that struck at our effort to win support from Arab governments and peoples, and that pierced the heart of the Muslim world as well as the U.S. military.

The press has had no problem with breaking a story using classified information on detention centers for captured terrorists and suspects — stories that could harm our allies. And it disclosed a surveillance program so highly classified that most members of Congress were unaware of it.

In its zeal to publish stories critical of our nation's efforts — and clearly upsetting to enemies and allies alike — the press has printed some articles that turned out to be inaccurate. The Guantanamo Bay flushing of the Koran comes to mind.

But for the past month, the Islamist street has been on an intifada over cartoons depicting Muhammad that were first published months ago in a Danish newspaper. Protests in London — never mind Jordan, the Gaza Strip, the West Bank, Iran and other countries not noted for their commitment to democratic principles — included signs that read, "Behead those who insult Islam." The mainstream U.S. media have covered this worldwide uprising; it is, after all, a glimpse into the sentiments of our enemy and its allies. And yet it has refused, with but a few exceptions, to show the cartoons that purportedly caused all the outrage.


I also quote Wonkette:

The Washington Post has a remarkable tick-tock on the events that led to anti-Denmark (now anti-Western) riots among some Muslims. As with so much of the news these days, the story has a grimly farsical quality: Almost 20 people have died, remember, because of cartoons. Between "Cartoon Violence" and "Vice President Shoots Man in the Face," is anyone going to argue we don't live in end times?

That the Post does not include images of the cartoons themselves in what purports to be a comprehensive piece is an irony so deep I need to take a bath.

You can't tell the story without looking at the pictures. Then you know what a load of horseshit most of the commentary is. The cartoons aren't offensive, they aren't bigoted, they're in fact rather tame.

I could give a long discourse on the connection between this gutless cowardice and the media's and academic left's relentless promotion of homosexuality, so-called "feminist" values, and attacking of traditional manhood. But res ips loquitur.

The Boston Phoenix ("alternative weekly") admits as much:

"Our primary reason is fear of retaliation from . . . bloodthirsty Islamists who seek to impose their will on those who do not believe as they do . . . Simply stated, we are being terrorized, and . . . could not in good conscience place the men and women who work at the Phoenix and its related companies in physical jeopardy. As we feel forced, literally, to bend to maniacal pressure, this may be the darkest moment in our 40-year-publishing history."


I'll just point out this, again — the result of extreme PC-liberalism will not be utopia of egalitarian, literary Indians living in peace and harmony with the environment and engaging in innovative, ecstatic, and bourgeoise-value transcending living arrangements; it will be sharia. I'll leave you with Conrad:
I've seen the devil of violence and the devil of greed and the devil of hot desire; but, by all the stars! There are strong, lusty red-eyed devils that swayed and drove men.... But as I stood on the hillside, I foresaw that in the blinding sunshine of the land, I would become acquainted with a flabby pretending weak-eyed devil of a rapacious and pitiless folly.
Best Discussions
The algebra discussion below certainly would go in our "Best Discussions" archive, if I had one. Read SuperG, Paul, Chris, a newcomer named "Ben" and myself attempt to figure out if you spot infinity in an algebraic equation, or a blade of grass, the difference between realism and nominalism, Sherlock Holmes' coke habit, whether God can make a two plus two equal a snowy egret named Larifel, and the nature of language.

Paul Burgess has some relevant (or salient) quotes on his blog about algebra, including one from Catholic mystic Jack Kerouac.

Thanks to all who have temporarily raised the level of discussion* at this blog. The discussion is still open if anyone wants to jump in.

* not discourse. discussion.
Algebra Follies
Around the blogosphere, there is much breast beating over Richard Cohen's Washington Post column in which Cohen iconoclastically takes on algebra:
I confess to be one of those people who hate math. I can do my basic arithmetic all right (although not percentages) but I flunked algebra (once), barely passed it the second time -- the only proof I've ever seen of divine intervention -- somehow passed geometry and resolved, with a grateful exhale of breath, that I would never go near math again. I let others go on to intermediate algebra and trigonometry while I busied myself learning how to type. In due course, this came to be the way I made my living. Typing: Best class I ever took.

Here's the thing, Gabriela: You will never need to know algebra. I have never once used it and never once even rued that I could not use it. You will never need to know -- never mind want to know -- how many boys it will take to mow a lawn if one of them quits halfway and two more show up later -- or something like that. Most of math can now be done by a computer or a calculator. On the other hand, no computer can write a column or even a thank-you note -- or reason even a little bit. If, say, the school asked you for another year of English or, God forbid, history, so that you actually had to know something about your world, I would be on its side. But algebra? Please.

Gabriela, sooner or later someone's going to tell you that algebra teaches reasoning. This is a lie propagated by, among others, algebra teachers. Writing is the highest form of reasoning. This is a fact. Algebra is not.

Over here, several bloggers and commenters proceed to kick Cohen's intellectual nuts all over the place.

My two cents: You need to know algebra. You need to be able to solve something for x. And percentages. And lots of mathematics. If you can't do math, you can't reason. If you don't, you write crazy columns like Cohen's, who doesn't even see his logical errors.

/ off soapbox.
Speaking of Free Speech
Holocaust denial is also protected speech.
VIENNA (Reuters) - British historian David Irving was sentenced to three years in prison for denying the Holocaust 17 years ago, an Austrian court ruled on Monday.

Germany and Austria have anti-nazi clauses in their constitutions, apparently. You're not allowed to go goose-stepping around and say the holocaust never happened.

Most of us probably have mixed feelings about this. On one hand, it's probably a good idea for Germans/Austrians to keep a clamp on said goose-stepping. On the other, free speech is an inalienable right. It's not granted by a constitution; the right already exists and constitutions merely acknowledge what the people already possess. So Austria is violated David Irving's rights.

This is not, of course, to justify Irving's remarks. He deserves private censure, not a state-sanctioned punishment. But it looks like he's going to do three years.

Cheney Derangement
By the way, to fan the flames of the Cheney shooting story -- not only didn't Cheney have an "upland game bird" stamp on his license, he didn't have a "lawyer" stamp on his license, either. And he was shooting lawyers out of season. From what I understand, the limit in Texas is three lawyers during the two-week hunting season, which is conducted just before the state bar exam in the spring.
WTF, Over, Part 2
Are we in the U.S. totally insane? Or just suicidal?
The Bush administration yesterday failed to quell the swelling tide of opposition to the deal that would give a company owned by the government of Dubai in the United Arab Emirates control over six American ports.

Could we please at least not sell them the ropes to hang us with?